Such a strange concept
What could it mean?
All living together
In a kingdom that’s green?

There’s lions and tigers
And bears there, oh my!
Tell the kiddies to play, though,
There’s no need to cry

Squirrels forever enshrined
In mid-scamper
Put those clippers away, sir!
Please do not tamper

Lions mid-roar
Cats in mid-stretch
There are plenty of dogs
Though they’re no good at ‘fetch’

The ELEs are PHANTing
The GIs are all RAFFEing
ALLIGAs are all TORing
All over the place

It’s a world full of wonder
No tearing asunder
Puts a song in my heart
And a smile on my face

Bears made of box
Pigs made of privet
Holly for horses
What name would you give it?

Here there be dragons
And monsters of myrtle
Look, there’s a tortoise!
(That’s a kind of a turtle)

Ducks in mid-waddle
More than a few
And even a cheeky
Chicken of yew

‘Utopiary’
Is such a strange word
It’s rare that I find one
That I’ve never heard

I wonder….Dear god!
Damn!
It seems I’ve misread the prod!